What are some funny/cool/ or other statements to say in Mandarin Chinese to a friend?
I am learning mandarin chinese. I have a friend who is also learning but he is much more advanced than I am. What are some funny things I can say to him….like jokes and stuff between friends. Please use traditional and pinyin so I can understand….also I would like to know what everything means ^__^ ….It can be kinda dirty as well he would get a laugh out of that. I am a girl so also anything that would be funny or cute for a girl to say to a guy would be awesome. Any and all words that would be helpful is welcome…. I also would like slang words or even bad words if anyone feels like putting them and explaining them…I have a good sense of humor and like to laugh…anything funny is awesome to me…. xie xie ni 
Jokes
Nǐ zhǎng dé zhēn piàoliang.
A：你长得真漂亮。
You are so beautiful.
Nǎlǐ nǎlǐ.
B：哪里哪里！
You flatters me.
Méimao, yǎnjing, ěrduo, bízi, zuǐ chù chù dōu piàoliang！
A：眉毛、眼睛、耳朵、鼻子、嘴处处都漂亮！
Your eyebrows, your eyes…everywhere (on you) is beautiful. Analysis: In China, 哪里(nǎlǐ) is used not just for asking directions, but also as a way of being modest when someone offers you a compliment. The use of 哪里哪里(nǎlǐ nǎlǐ)！here is a way of deflecting the compliment as if by saying, “Where? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” The punch line, then, comes from A’s literal response to the question: “Your eyebrows, your eyes…everywhere (on you) is beautiful.”
Learning chinese the easy and funny way!